financial results

Look at the product pipeline, look at the fantastic financial results we've had for the last five years. You only get that kind of performance on the innovation side, on the financial side, if you're really listening and reacting to the best ideas of the people we have.

Steve Ballmer

Simpsons toons

Oh, they have the Internet on computers now.

Homer Simpson

Life quotations

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do.

Henry Ford

Funny love phrases

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.


Woody Allen

Famous phrases history

Veni, vidi, vici.


Julius Caesar, Roman

Political Phrases

Politics are almost as exciting as war and quite as dangerous. In war you can only be killed once, but in politics - many times.


Winston Churchill

Irish phrases

The world is seldom what it seems; to man, who dimly sees, realities appear as dreams, and dreams realities.

Thomas Moore (1779-1852)

Computer quotes

So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you.
We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.'

So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, 'Hey, we don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.'"

Steve Jobs, cofounder of Apple Computer

Life phrases

Each honest calling, each walk of life, has its own elite, its own aristocracy based on excellence of performance.

James Bryant Conant

phrases & sayings

Phrases and their actual meanings: "My teacher has never liked me." Expect a phone call before lunch from the teacher informing you that your child has been launching hot dogs by compressing them inside a small Thermos and then removing the lid quickly.

Erma Bombeck

Bill Gates quotes & sayings

Information technology and business are becoming inextricably interwoven. I don't think anybody can talk meaningfully about one without the talking about the other.

Bill Gates

Bill Griffith - saying and phrase

But now with technology I could sit down and do a bunch of character drawings and scan them into a computer, and the computer using my exact style could bring it into life, where it would have been edited by various human beings before.

Bill Griffith

catch sayings

So we do software for watches, for phones, for TV sets, for cars. And some of these take a long time to catch on.

Bill Gates - catch sayings

Robin Williams, Funny quotes

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Robin Williams

Steve Wozniak- Computers cliches

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Steve Wozniak

Janet Reno - Computer quote

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

Janet Reno

Adam Osborne - Author Quotes

People think computers will keep them from making mistakes. They're wrong. With computers you make mistakes faster.

Adam Osborne

Andy Rooney - Journalist Quotes

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Andy Rooney

Ray Kurzweil - Computers Phrases

Supercomputers will achieve one human brain capacity by 2010, and personal computers will do so by about 2020.

Ray Kurzweil

Louis Gerstner - Computers Sayings

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.

Louis Gerstner