Cartoons Simpson

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?


Bart Simpson

Phrases Elizabeth Stone

The particular human chain we're part of is central to our individual identity.

Elizabeth Stone

Governement Phrases

I never give them [the public] hell. I just tell the truth, and they think it is hell.


Harry S. Truman

Actor Phrases

If I ever caught myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass!


Adam Sandler

Mahatma Gandhi

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.


Mahatma Gandhi

Freedom

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires

Bertrand Russell

Best phrases for friendship

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.

Plutarch

Famous soccer quotes

I was playing with a soccer team in Spain until I broke my foot-badly. That's when I started seriously getting into acting.

Antonio Banderas

Cute thoughts

Cute is when your personality shines through your looks. Like, when you see someone's personality in the way they walk and you just feel like hugging them every time you see them.

Natalie Portman

funny quotes on life

As you become more clear about who you really are, you'll be better able to decide what is best for you - the first time around.

Oprah Winfrey

Famous life quotes

I became very famous, as a teenager, and my name and photo were splashed in all the media. They made me larger than life, so I wanted to live larger than life, and the only way to do that was to be intoxicated.

Cat Stevens

Surf sayings

Surfing wasn't about money back then. Surfers always lived cheaply and scraped by.

Mark Cunningham

English Quotations

I do not see any other way of realizing our hopes about World Organization in five or six days. Even the Almighty took seven.


Winston Churchill

Albert Einstein

You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.


Albert Einstein

George Eliot Sayings

What greater thing is there for two human souls that to feel that they are joined... to strengthen each other... to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.

George Eliot

Irish Quotes

I was working ion the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In Afternoon i put it back again.


Oscar Wilde

Stock quotes

October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.

Mark Twain

Sean Connery Quotes

I have always hated that damn James Bond. I'd like to kill him.


Sean Connery

Phrases

Reason and love are sworn enemies.


Pierre Corneille

Sayings

Change, like sunshine, can be a friend or a foe, a blessing or a curse, a dawn or a dusk.

William A. Ward

Cute Love Sayings

Men always want to be a woman's first love Women like to be a man's last romance.

Oscar Wilde

Simple Quotes

The superior man thinks always of virtue; the common man thinks of comfort.

Confucius

Sayings William Shakespeare

Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none.

William Shakespeare